Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network In a joint statement, the families of President Biden and President Trump noted that “While they had their differences, these two presidents had a connection that spanned beyond our earthly realm. They chased each other on the campaign trail, to the White House, and now, into Heaven. Right now our hearts are broken, but at least in their final moments, they had each other.” | The Onion

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